20 errors in the bed: so do not be!

The girl loves ears, but not one of them. We will not talk about how to charm her in bed. And let's say that is not recommended if you do not want to make a lasting bad impression about yourself.

As you know, women of substance with fine mental institution. We can take offense at the most simple and natural things. As a classicist, this "objective reality given to us in sensations. A survey among the female population has shed light on the fact that no women like in bed. The poll found, at least twenty things that women can not stand in sex. Do not claiming to be the final objective, we honestly reproduce the results of the survey.

1. You keep silent. As you know, man loves his eyes, and a woman - the ears. And with these ears, she wants to hear sweet words. Or at least postanyvanie, demonstrating the strength of your passion.

2. You're too shouting. Of all the women interviewed, this is only one complained. Ho but very active. Rapid expression of feelings - this is fine, but still remember that you are not at the stadium.

3. YOU TOO QUICKLY undress. More than anything, women do not like to be in a stupid position. And if it is in a fur coat and boots, and on you have nothing but a condom, you both look to put it mildly, absurd.

4. You leave VKLYUCHEHHYM VERHHY LIGHT. Too bright light makes the bedroom in the operating room. In addition, a woman can not concentrate until the end of the process, and forced at all times to ensure enough if she looks sexy.

5. YOU PRIHIMESH is NOT SHOWER BEFORE SEX. Ernest Hemingway said that from a man should smell like a man. Ho, women do not agree. They certainly do not expect that from you will smell fresh violets, but the blunt truth of their lives, unfortunately, often do not excite.

6. You run into the shower immediately afterwards. Women are like cats. Cats have a habit - to rub on a loved one to leave your scent on it. And when you're in a hurry with this openly smell part, they feel aggrieved.

7. YOU IMMEDIATELY turn away from the HEE and falls asleep. Extremely serious offense. Perhaps this is the worst thing you can do. Even before you took delivery from a dozen cows rekordsmenok, wrote a thesis and set a new world record for stometrovke - it will not justify. From her point of view, you are obliged after sex gently caress her. Otherwise, why do you even slept with her in bed?

8. WHILE YOU KUHHILIHGUSA always looks into her eyes. Maybe you did not realize that, look at this moment, as cunning a fascist, stuck for brudstver. Ho, in any case, you should at least pretend that you yourself are extremely keen on this process.

9. YOU is NOT BREESHSYA. Because women's beard grows only in very rare cases, we will never understand what pain is able to deliver an innocent two-day stubble. try rubbing his nose on the chin mate. You may not like it.

10. You kidding during sex. Laughter - the worst enemy of sex. Have fun and gag in bed is absolutely contraindicated. In the words of another classic: "Had anyone laugh? Had a laugh!"

11. YOU is NOT SEX ZAHIMAESHSYA morning. For many women having sex with a favorite in the morning - it's like to shoot the warm cream with fresh milk. Fortunately, the majority of men willing to share with us this exquisite pleasure.

12. YOU kept saying what to do. You - not a sergeant, and she - not a platoon of recruits. Therefore, the command "Down!", "Attention!" and "Circle", relevant to the parade ground, in bed sound silly.

13. Is NOT YOU CARE ABOUT ITS BEZOPASHOSTI. Perhaps the men are forced to accept the fact that condoms - is a duty. We expect from men, that they will buy them in advance, to carry in your pockets and put on (possibly unnoticed).

14. YOU BOLHO bites her nipples. Used for such things, even an infant was removed prematurely cutting through the teeth.

15. YOU POSTOYAHHO twitched, MHESH Trash And her breasts. Breast - not the joystick in a computer game. And not a melon, you have to feel out what would satisfy its ripeness. And no wet clothes, which must both be squeezed. It requires a careful attitude.

16. YOU HAVALIVAESHSYA is NOT HEE ALL WEIGHTS. As a rule, a man far superior to a woman in weight. Being engaged in sex with her in the classic pose is not too much reliance on women's endurance. Perhaps her heavy panting - not a sign of a passion.

17. You're too AGRESSIVHO kiss. She does not like it when you are actively push through a tongue in her mouth, and are using them there as brushes for cleaning bottles.

18. YOU ALL TOO TEATRALHO furnish. Women love sincerity. Or pretend that they love. Make every effort to ensure that she would feel - are you intrigued by it, and not entourage and the situation itself.

19. YOU DOBROSOVESTEH, Ho TOO BEZYHITSIATIVEH. How would feminism marched triumphantly across the planet, a woman still loves to be the object of attention. She was not interested to do everything itself, it is not always tempted by the role of sexual aggressor.

20. HER HRAVITSYA is NOT WHAT YOU TO talk about it. A long-standing question - how to call all these intimate things. Rudeness women do not like. Lisping annoying. It seems best to call it does, and if necessary moo something inarticulate, but very tender.